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Que / Ans SMS |
Ek sawal 14february valentines day ko log aisa kya karte hai k unko theek 9 mahine baad 14 november ko childrens day manana padta hai..?
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Funny SMS |
Microsoft converting windows in hindi,
sample..
Windows xp-khidkiya jha pa.
File-phail.
Open-kholo
sel
ect-pakdo
delet
e-nikalo
view-d
ekho
paste-dalo
save-bachaaaaa
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Adult SMS |
mummy tum shu-shu karti hi ti citi kot bajti hai,mummy-jab teri shadi hogi tuje bhi ek land meliga to teri bhi uapar se citi bajegi-beti--na
hi nahi mene pahele hi collage se gand me horn lagavaya hai |
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Good Morning SMS |
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Chand chhup gaya, suraj nikal gaya, andhera kho gaya, ujaala ho gaya,
ye sab kuch hone k baad b tu so gaya,
chal ab uthjaa sawera ho gaya,
G¤¤D morning |
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Shayari SMS |
Udas mosam k ratjagon main har aik lamha bikhar gya hai
Har aik rasta badal gya hai
Phir aesy mosam main koi aye
Koi to jaye tery nagar ki musafton ko samait laye
Teri gali main hamari sochain bikhair aye
Tujhy bataye k kon kesy uchalta hai wafa k moti
Teri janib koi to jaye
Meri zuban main tujhy bulaye
Tujhy manaye
Humari halat tujhy bataye
Tujhy rulaye
Tumhari janib koi to jaye |
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Shayari SMS |
Darr badr ki saza say darty hain
Khushk patte hawa say darte hain
Youn teri be-rukhi se darty hain
Loag jesy KHUDA se darty hain
Aandheon se kabhi muhabbat thi
Ab to baad-e-saba se darty hain
Nafraton nay wo lazaten bakhshin
Chahton ki bala se darty hain
Doston ka karam hai k
Zindagi ki dua se darty hain |
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Romentic SMS |
buhat udaas hai koi shakhs tere jaane se ,,
ho sakay to laut aa kisi bahane se ,,,,
tu laakh khafa sahi per ek bar to dekh,,,,,
koi toot gaya hai tere rooth jane se ...... |
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Funny SMS |
samandar bher syllabus hai,,,
dariya bher parh pate hain,,,,
baalti bher yaad rakhte hain,,,,
mugga bhar likh pate hain,,
chullu bher marks aate hain,,,,,
aur us mein doob ke mar jate hain |
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Love SMS |
love is a bird:
u hold it tightly,
it dies.
hold it lightly,
it flies.
hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..
moral:
FORGET LOVE,,
just flirt ,,,, |
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Adult SMS |
Munna ne raat dad or mom ko sex karte dekha,
Subha munna muth mr rha tha k dad ne dekh lia to munna bola " Munna apna kam khud karta hai kisi ki maa nahi chodta.
plz send me sexy sms 03226045054 |
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Sex SMS |
ay dost muj ko mar dalo warna mari pent mein hath dalo lamba lage to kaat dalo mota laga to choot dalo acht lage to munh main delo bura lage to gand marwalo
( plz send me sexy sms ) my cell no ( 03219666015 ) |
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Wise Words SMS |
Day key saar Shabeer ney Islam Zinda ker diya
Karbala ko jis key sajdey ney Mu-Allah ker diya
Day key saar Shabeer ney Islam Zinda ker diya
Hasher tak koi Yazeede Sar utha sakta naheen
jis ka mutlab zindagee bher Deen chuka saktna naheen
Fatima key LaL ney Aehsaan aesa ker diya
Day key saar Shabeer ney Islam Zinda ker diya
Day key saar Shabeer ney Islam Zinda ker diya
Karbala ko jis key sajdey ney Mu-Allah ker diya |
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