Main ne Moulvi sb se poocha mobile ki zakat kia hy? Wo boly kuch ziada naheen bus kuch faqeeroon ko SMS kr dia karo, to mein ne ada kr diya...... aap mat kr na kiyoon ki faqeer per Farz naheen hy.
pakistani Qaum kuch arsy baad bijli ki yaad mein tang aa kr apny new hony waly bachoon ky name kuch es tarha rakhy gi.............. Chaudhri Transformer Meter Khan Haji Tar memon Faizul Bulb Wiring Khan Unit Kulsoom Mis low bettry Wapda perveen Trip bibi
Golu'son - agr apko 10 or 5rs raste me pde mile to aap kon sa note uthaoge? GOLU - 10rs ka.. SON - isliye aap pe joke bnte h 2no b to utha skte ho.. sms by SHABAZ
aik mauli namaz parha raha tha us ky peechy aik pathan bhi namaz parh raha tha jab namaz khatam hoee tu maulvi ne salam phaira magar pathan ne sijda sahoo k baad salam kia tu maulvi ne kaha tum ne sijda sahu kiyoon kia mein ne tu koee ghalti naheen ki thee tu pathan boola woo maulvi sahib hamara peechy se gas nikal gaya tha.....
boy- hum 45 bhai behen hai..... grl-kya?tumharay ghar population check karnay walay nahi aaye the. boy-aaye the,hum padh rhe the wo coaching class smjh kar chale gaye.
zinda rahi to tm sab ka sath nibhaun gi dosto,........ . . . . bhool jAON GI TO SAMJH LENA . . . MWNW SHSADI KAR LI. (- -)(^ ^) CHALO SARTAJ...............
1 aadmi baba g se: Main america jana chahta hoon magar kaam nahi banta. Baba g: Subah suraj nikalne k baad 300 bar "AL-QAIDA" parha karo.. America walay khud lejaen ge!
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