There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....
Band hojaingi aankhien hamari jis din, kitni hi aankhon main ansu honge us din, jo kehte hain bht boltien hain hum, tarsen ge wahi log hamari awaz ko ik din.
Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi.. 1 subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha, usne kaghaz pe likha Mujhe subha 7 baje itha dena or kaghaz bv k takye k niche rakh dia.. .. Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay.. Woh gusse se utha to dekha k takye k pass 1 kaghaz para tha aur likha tha.. "7 baj rahay hain, Uth jaoo"
Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka? Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.
Dulha shaadi ki raat, Dulhan ka goongat utha k baray pyaar se poochta hai.. Kya naam hai huzoor ka? Bv: Hazrat mohammad SAW. Dulha: Kya farmaya aapne? Bv:Namaz parho,Roza rakho Or Zakat Do.. Dulha Preshan ho k bahar gaya or bola andar to wahii nazil ho rahi hai..
BV sotay main zor se chilayi, "jaldi utho mera shohar agaya" Aadmi utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,Tang tut gayi,Phir khayal aya.. "BhenCHOD main hi to SHOHAR hoon!
A girl was on ship,captain blackmails her if u dont have sex with me i'll sink this ship.. Later She SMS her husband , I saved 700 passengers 9 times in 2 dayz
Bivi: kal 3 choron nay ghar main ghus kar mera rape kardiya shohar: tumney roka nahi? Bivi: bht roka par unhone kaha k ab subha hogai hai, hamien jana hoga..!
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Husband N Wife SMS
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