Bivi: kal 3 choron nay ghar main ghus kar mera rape kardiya shohar: tumney roka nahi? Bivi: bht roka par unhone kaha k ab subha hogai hai, hamien jana hoga..!
Raat ko sirf 3 tarhan ki makhlook jati hain . . . Bhoot: Insano ko daraney k liye . . Machar: Insano ko satany k liye . . Husband n wife: Aabadi BARHANAY k liye..!
a couple was going on the road .. A man came & start commenting the wife .. The husband became angry & start beating the man .. The wife said " MArro Marro praye aurat ko cherta hai "
When the man listen it . HE start beating her husband .. The wife again said "Marro Marro Na khud cheerta hai na dosro ko cheerne deta hai " lolz
Wife:Woh jo samnay admi drink kar raha hai , Usko mainne 10 saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha.. Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai Husband: Itni lambi celebration.
W.Jan kaha tha na k aaram se H.Kia hua W.Dekho phat gae he or sorakh b bara ho gaya he H.Yar tum ne khud hi to tite krne ko kaha tha W.Jan itna b nhi kaha tha H.Ab kia krun W.Jan ab nikal b lo lekan aaram se H.Ye lo W.dekho kia hal kr dea he H.Yar muje kia pata tha k itni nazak he apki *Patang* W.Ap b na.
W.Ab kia kr rho H.Yar dalne to laga hun W.Jan sedha kr k dalo H.Yar dekh lo sedha hi he W.Jan thora sa tite kr lo H.Yar Pakar kr dekh lo tite he W.Jan der ho rhi he ab dalo b tak Maza len H.Yar Ye lo dal dea H.Jan aram se bari Nazak he kahen phaar na dena dalte hue meri *Patang men Dhaga*
Dulha shaadi ki raat, Dulhan ka goongat utha k baray pyaar se poochta hai.. Kya naam hai huzoor ka? Bv: Hazrat mohammad SAW. Dulha: Kya farmaya aapne? Bv:Namaz parho,Roza rakho Or Zakat Do.. Dulha Preshan ho k bahar gaya or bola andar to wahii nazil ho rahi hai..
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