Thief with a knife: Apna paisa nikal!! Main: Do u know who iam? Iam Asif ali zardari The co chairman of PPP.. ......... Thief: Accha !! Tou phir MERA paisa nikal..!
Jaate Jaate mujhpe ehsaan kargai, Insurance policy se jeena aasan kargai, Ab apni marzi se badalta hon.Jhamooriat k gear, Yun lagta hai PAKISTAN mere naam kargai (Zardari)
Salaam mere aziz hum watno! agar aapk pass ya aapk janne walo main koi JOB ho to mujhe plzz batayega, Main apni CV aapko bhej doonga.. .. .. Aapka bhai, PERVEZ MUSHARRAF.
Musharaf ki namaz ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 4 pathan marne ki and rocket fire FARZ, wastey bush uncle k, Muu mera N>W>F>P ki taraf" ALLAH Ho AKBAR ..DHUZZZ
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