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Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

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Santa :- Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe Aids hai. Yeh Aids hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A - Ab.... I - Iss..... D - Duniya se.... S - SasriYakaal..... :-)

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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Banta: Yeh chaaku(knife) kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye, Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .

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Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyon di? Sardar : Yaar woh badi character less thi..Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.

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Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?

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Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”? Santa: “Oh ji ... becoz they always watch Sun tv, Surya tv… without applying Sun screen lotion”!!!

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