Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
Santa :- Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe Aids hai. Yeh Aids hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab....
I - Iss.....
D - Duniya se....
S - SasriYakaal.....
:-)
Banta: Yeh chaaku(knife) kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye,
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.Santa:mai tere mobile se apni
gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?Banta:No,agr usne
handwriting pehchan li to?