3 Boys proposing 3 girls, 1 boy: Tu meri laila,Main tera MAJNU, 2 boy: Main tera RANJHA,Tu meri HEER Teesra Sardar tha.. sardar: Tu mEri HEER,MAin TERa VEER!!
Sardar apni girl friend ko.. I LOVE U" kehta aur gir jata.. I love u kehta aur phir gir jata.. Girl:Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: OOyee im falling in love :)
Sardar: Kal koi meri bv ka purse se 2000 rs legaya pathan:Jhoot hai 1500 thay mainne khud gine thay SardaR: Paise ka masla nahi hai , BAss tu aadmi ka pata kar yaar.
Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ main betha , jahaz runway pe chal raha tha, SardaR ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola: Mujhe dair horahi hai aur tu By road jaaraha hai..!
Ek sardar jab bhi wash room jata to darwaza khula rakhta tha, kisi ne wajah poochi to us ne bataya "ussay shak hai k darwaze k neeche walay surakh se ussay koi dekhta hai.
Sardar ji doston ke saath tea pi rahay the sardarji kaafi dair se tea main chamcha ghuma rahay thay... akhir kar sardar ne chekh kar kaha mainne naya experiment kia hai tea main sugar dhale bagair kitna hi chamcha hilao.. Tea mitthi nahi hoti.
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