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Sardar, Doctor se"When i sleep,Monkies play football in my dreams"
Doctor: take this medicine b4 sleeping"
Sardar: kal say loonga aj raat ko final hai. :-)

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Sardar bacha apnay baap se:
Pap! Mainne bhi apni shaadi pe kanjrian nachani hain,Aapki shaadi ki tarha..
Baap:
Ooyee khotay de puttar!
O terian PHUPIAN theeen..

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Man: Sardarji aapk pass mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER q bheja ?
Sardar: Ooye mainne tujhe phone kiya tha par andar se awaaz aai,
Plzz try LETTER!

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1 Sardar ko TELENOR main operator ki job mil gayi,
Pehle hi din call aayi"Sir meri telenor ki sim block hogayi hai"
SardaR: te Saaleya u-fone de dim le le.

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T.T to sardar in train: Ticket bataoo"
Sardar: ha, ha, yeh lo
T.T:Yeh to purani ticket hai.
Sardar:to train kya abhi showroom se nikali hai?

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Sardar's son was filling application form.
in form it was asked about mother tongue.
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Son!
Main ithay ki likhaaan?
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Sardar!
Likh day putar
VERY LONG.

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Sardar: agar operation se mujhe kuch hojaye to ussi doctor se shaadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?
Sardar: to kaya doctor ko maaf kardon.

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Sardar g aapko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
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Sardar: AC k pass ja k baith jaata hoon
Aagar phir bhi garmi laage?
SardaR: To AC on kar leta hoon.

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Ek sardar ji zebra crossing k black and white path par bar bar idhar se udhar chal rahe thay..
Woh kya soch rahay honge?
Think?
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Aeey piano wajda kiyon nahI?

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Sardar ko khowab main kisi ne NANGA kardiya,
subah sardar ne apna bank account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k bank main likha tha HBL aapk sapno ko haqiqat main badal dega.!

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