Sardar, Doctor se"When i sleep,Monkies play football in my dreams" Doctor: take this medicine b4 sleeping" Sardar: kal say loonga aj raat ko final hai. :-)
1 Sardar ko TELENOR main operator ki job mil gayi, Pehle hi din call aayi"Sir meri telenor ki sim block hogayi hai" SardaR: te Saaleya u-fone de dim le le.
Sardar's son was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tongue. .. .. .. Son! Main ithay ki likhaaan? .. Sardar! Likh day putar VERY LONG.
Ek sardar ji zebra crossing k black and white path par bar bar idhar se udhar chal rahe thay.. Woh kya soch rahay honge? Think? .. Aeey piano wajda kiyon nahI?
Sardar ko khowab main kisi ne NANGA kardiya, subah sardar ne apna bank account close karwa diya Q? Q k bank main likha tha HBL aapk sapno ko haqiqat main badal dega.!